Quotes from Bill Waterson

I'm learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework...procrastinating and negotiation.

They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.

Why waste time learning when ignorance is instantaneous. ---Hobbes

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart - almost as good and a lot cheaper!

Scientific Progress goes boink?

Why can't the world ever be unfair in my favor?

Every day of my life I have to add another name to the list of people who p*ss me off Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

Calvin): People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. (Hobbes): Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front?