Quotes from Jacqueline Wilson

Elsa's joke Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots!

You shouldn't call then anything. They're poor unfortunate people who cannot help the way they look

will you stop trying to be brave! It's me, Mama! You can be honest with me." -Hetty

well it about these really naughty girls they made this huge girls gand they stole stuff from shopes and stuff

Pearl rolled a tiny pink speck in her fingers, possibly part of Rose's new leg that I'd tried so hard to make a good match. Pearl laughed and flicked it away as if it was snot out of her nose. I suddenly couldn't stand it. I rushed at her.She saw I wasn't playing around. She ran for it but I caught up with her along the landing. I punched her hard in the chest and she staggered back wards - back and back, and then she wobbled and went right over, down the stairs.

wow it was sad the break up thing in xmas but in the end they got back together but the father soo hush to the children

the first part was awesome the second part were gross but still amazing to me

umm... abit gross it kinda about boyfriend and girlfriend kinda going throw then they break up then they love each other then they make up again and the girl father said u have to come home until 9pm but the girls want more time to be with her boyfriend :)

i love girls under pressure but wouldn't recommend it to people who are under 10. i read it at the age of nine but my sister told me the bit u should never do. all in all, i loved this book and any jacqueline wilson fans over 10 i would recommend it to!

If I can manage to write up to about a thousand words early in the morning, no matter what else I'm doing that day, I feel at least I've got some work done. Often I find my ideas are clearer then. It's as if I've got all the imagination going through all my dreams as if it's still there in my head. I think that's a good writing tip to pass on. Write when you wake up.

When we were entirely alone in this lush green world, Morgan pulled me gently to him, tipped up my chin and kissed me on the lips. He kissed me, he kissed me, he kissed me . . .

I'm mostly laughing, because you're such an idiot.

I put both my thumbs under my chin and pushed upwards. Chin up, Shirley, I commanded

Tell-tale tit, your tongue shall be split, and all the little doggies will have a little bit.

It was such a relief to realize someone else had a weird vivid inner life like my own!

ALICE AND I are best friends. I've known her all my life. That is absolutely true.

me. I don't want to have to feel grateful all the time.

his own crumpled handkerchief on me. I sniffed and dabbed at my eyes fiercely. I told myself I was only tearful because I was tired. I knew Diamond was looking at me anxiously.

I sniffed and dabbed at my eyes fiercely. I told myself I was only tearful because I was tired.

Could he be my Bertie, the cheeky butcher's boy? I had walked out with him when I was a reluctant servant in Mr Buchanan's household. Dear funny Bertie, who had been so self-conscious about reeking of meat. Bertie, the boy who had taken me to the fair and won me the little black-and-white china dog that was in my suitcase now, carefully wrapped in my nightgown to prevent any chips.

Everything's better with cake

Dad said Aunty Sue was a godsend. If that was so, I wasn't surprised. God was probably happy to have got rid of her.

I WOKE WITH a start, my head hurting, aching all over. For a moment I didn't know where I was. Indeed, I felt so fuddled I didn't even know who I was. Hetty Feather, Sapphire Battersea, Emerald Star? I had three names now.