Quotes from Julia Durango

Little Miss Bauer sat in her tower, eating a burger and fries. Along came a spider who sat down beside her and said "I prefer zee French flies.

If there's one thing I've learned about levelling teenage boys, it's this: when in doubt, follow the hot girls.

I wake up in the Landing. "Wyn Salvadorm you son of a rasshøl!" I yell into the mall.

You've seen what your perfect self looks like in the MEEP, so when you look in the mirror now, all you see are your flaws.

One day is the best day ever.