Quotes from Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Ferris Cameron has never been in love -- at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like shit, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work.

Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign

ferris I do have a test today. that wasn't bull. it's on european socialism. I mean, really, what's the point I'm not european. I don't plan on being european. so who gives a crap if they're socialists they could be fasict anarcists. it still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car.

Grace Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads--they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.