Quotes from Fiona Gibson

I wonder now if, as well as those millions of scent receptors, dogs also have the ability to love a whole bunch of people unconditionally, with no limits on numbers.

with a spoon in his hand, and when the spoon clanged

Then I go over to attend to my client whose fine hair clings to her scalp. 'Now,' she says, prodding a picture in the magazine. 'I was thinking of something like this. A big, glamorous Catherine Zeta-Jones kinda thing. That all right with you?

Bet she still lives with her mum and dad and has piles of teddies on her bed...

on the living room floor. She's

Kids need you. They might be unfeeling and selfish and make you crave strong drink, in huge quantities, but they don't do it on purpose. Once

Although Morgan has been seeing Jenna for nearly a year, I'm still unsure of the etiquette where her underwear is concerned. Should I pick it up delicately – with eyebrow tweezers, perhaps – and seal it in a clear plastic bag, like evidence from a crime scene? Tentatively, as if it might snap at my ankle, I nudge it into the corner of the bathroom with the toe of my shoe