Quotes from Blink-182

What's my age again?

There are far too many people out there who take themselves too seriously.

If at first you don't succeed, pay someone to do it.

Don't waste your time on me you're already the voice inside my head

I never thought I'd die alone. Another six months I'll be unknown. Give all my things to all my friends. You'll never set foot in my room again. You'll close it off, board it up. Remember the time that I spilled the cup of apple juice in the hall? Please tell mom this is not her fault.

I'm probably the sexiest and best in bed. Even if I'm by myself in bed.

Take off your pants and Jacket