Quotes from Bob Shea

Lucky! I can only eat glitter and rainbows. Darn my sensitive stomach!

WHAT? Maybe you didn't hear exactly how big my plans are? Big enough to be PRESIDENT president!" I'll say. But that's my job!" he'll say. Look, are you a naysayer?" I'll say. Do you say 'NAY'? I say." Uh . . . no?" he'll say. Then it's settled," I'll say. You're third in charge, reporting directly to the mynah bird!

We declare you the new mayor!" declares the crowd. what about the old mayor?" I'll ask. I'm not the one with the big plans!" he'll say.

Listen up, BIG SHOTS, BIGWIGS, and MUCKETY-MUCKS! What am I dressed for?" I'll ask. Success!" they'll yell. And what do clothes make?" I'll ask. The man!" they'll answer. Then it should come as no surprise when I say, I GOT BIG PLANS! BIG PLANS, I SAY!" I'm in!" says the mynah bird.

T. Rex don't need no dynamite.