Quotes from Stanislaw J. Lec

I don't agree with mathematics; the sum total of zeros is a frightening figure.

Most of the sighs we hear have been edited.

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky?

The first requisite for immortality is death.

What a pity that the only way to heaven is in a hearse.

There are grammatical errors even in his silence.

One has to multiply thoughts to the point where there aren't enough policemen to control them.

Get out of the way of justice. She is blind.

Never lie when the truth is more profitable.

Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.