Quotes from Patrick Murray

A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.

Tell your boss what you really think about him and the truth shall set you free.

The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.

Yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life . . . and you messed it up again.

The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.

The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.