Quotes from Michael Monroe

Well you know what they say. It's always raining somewhere.

You'll find a way. You'll always find a way. And on the rare occasions when you can't, you'll have friends who will.

If the only option you leave poor people with is to resort to violence in order to survive, they'll do just that. And there are lots more poor people in this world than there are rich ones.

There's a big difference between being numb to something and being immune to it.

He could argue a case for anything, but that doesn't change the fact he's wrong most of the time.

Our world must be hell, then. It must be the hell of some other place where all of us committed atrocious sins of some sort, and now we're stuck here until we die and either come back or are whisked off to some other hell. It couldn't be worse than this one, though.

Everyone has the right to believe whatever he or she wants. Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, Pagans, atheitsts, and every other religion. People can follow whichever they choose. Even if you and I believe Christianity is the truth, we must allow others to choose their own beliefs. You can't force anyone to believe something they don't, anyway.

We all end up dying in the end. It's just a question of how and when.

Humans have been doin' awful things to each other throughout history. Humanity's not as great as you make it out to be. I do what needs to be done, and that's that. We're about to go to war, Earl. There ain't no humanity in war.

A joke is a witticism or play on words that's meant to be funny. I say 'meant to be' because most jokes aren't funny. They range between mildly amusing and grimace-inducingly annoying.

You shouldn't say mean things to people before they kill you. It's being a sore loser.

As far as I know, there's nothing more dangerous than a man who doesn't care if he lives or dies.

A good friend is someone who gets ya drunk and then walks ya home afterwards.

Don't stay with someone who drives you crazy. Find someone who keeps you sane.

People didn't love all of this when they still had it. If you love something, you do what's best for it. You don't destroy it.

It was one of those dreams from which she woke up depressed about her reality, filled with a longing that pulled at her insides, wishing the dream could have lasted forever, or at least much longer than it had.

A leader's first duty is to look after his or her people, especially those who are sick, hungry, or thirsty.

Ask very pointed questions. Sharp as sword blades, or laser blasts, if you catch my meaning.

That's what you people do, isn't it? Make assumptions and sell them to impressionable idiots.

Money is a tool we use to reach certain ends. Nothing more, nothing less. It's hard to come by, though, so when opportunities arise, we need to make the most of them.

We need to keep government small, but we also need to keep the influence of big business small, and we need to keep the power in the hands of the people, where it belongs. Big government and big business aren't the only two alternatives.

That was a double negative, Jemail. By saying that you haven't seen nobody, you're actually saying that you have seen somebody.

Let them come. We've got helicopters, tanks, jets, and big guns. We've got armies of robots. What do they have but their stench and the squalor they live in?

The storage capacity of the average human brain is two-hundred and fifty-six exabytes. However, the average adult human only uses approximately one billionth of that storage space effectively. This means my knowledge capacity is approximately three thousand trillion times that of your average human.