Quotes from Linda Wisdom

Love shouldn't be binding, but freeing.

Love shouldn't be binding, but freeing.

Fool witch once, shame on you. Fool witch twice, oozing sores and an eternal rash in private areas.

The last time I had PMS a roast chicken popped out of the oven and danced the Macarena.Krebs had walked in just as the chicken started dancing. By then he was pretty much used to anything and only asked if the chicken shouldn't be doing the Chicken Dance instead.

Some things can't be ignored. You can only conquer your past if you choose to face it.

We've survived the Black Plague, the Titanic, and Pearl Harbor just to name a few. Not to mention the Disco Period.

But I don't wanna go to the grocery store!" Her forehead connected with the table's surface. "It's a mean nasty place with soccer moms blocking the aisles as they talk to their friends or on their cell phones, kids running and screaming all over the place.AndFred,theproduceguy,fondleshismelons 5o ways to hex your lover 45 while looking at mine. And I'm not allowed to zap any of them!" she moaned. "It's so not fair!

and a new dress because her asshole husband had bought an ugly funeral outfit she was stuck in for eternity

What did he do? Channel Vincent Price and transport the Tower of London'to the Hollywood Hills?

May our sanctuary provide us with continued protection and strength,

Who says a scorned man can't feel just as much wrath as a scorned woman?

The blinding colors on his tie resembled a Rorschach test and prompted Jazz to slip on her sunglasses.

Sometimes we can change the direction of our lives, but sometimes we're destined to follow the path we were given.

A bully is only a coward who needs to be shown who's really in charge.

Women, and children, are to be cherished and respected, not terrorized.

May our sanctuary give us sustenance and nurture us.

During this full moon we ask that our sanctuary always be there for us in our time of need.

There was something about the Me Tarzan, You Jane scenario that revved her engines.

The woman owned never-worn Jimmy Choos and Manolos to die for and now they're all mine," Jazz announced starting up the car. "Along with some choice Prada and Kate Spade bags," she said with a reverential sigh, glancing at the bags in the passenger seat. "And the clothes," she sighed, "she's my size.

Hey doll," he growled. "You look like trouble on showgirl legs.

Gloria Allred had nothing on a witch fighting for her bunny slippers' rights!

May our sanctuary offer us the strength we need during harsh times.

And may our sanctuary always give us peace.

But you do choose not to reveal all the facts, which the way I see it is another form of lying." She sipped her wine.