Quotes from Justin Gustainis

My name is Markowski. I carry a badge. Also a crucifix, some wooden stakes, a big vial of holy water, and a 9mm Beretta loaded with silver bullets. I was never a Boy Scout but "Be Prepared" is still a good motto to live by. Especially if you plan to keep living.

You know, I've never asked why it doesn't offend your feminist principles for me to carry this beast for you." I look at it as exploiting the oppressor," she said, with a sweet smile.

on meth." Matthews shook his head. "Just what we fuckin' need.

Some day they'd invent call discarding. Like call forwarding, only it would hang up preemptively on telemarketers.