Quotes from Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.

Honesty pays, but it don't seem to pay enough to suit some people.

When a fellow says it hain't the money but the principle o' the thing, it's th' money.

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness. Poverty and wealth have both failed.

Nobody forgets where he buried the hatchet.

In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.