Quotes from Fred Van Lente

Float like a corpse sting like a lemon.

Myths, legends and stories are the signposts previous generations have left us so we don't have to figure out our own personal journey in solitude! They have to be metaphorical, because their interpretation will be different for each individual life!

The Punisher: If there are no consequences to your mistakes...there are no reason not to make them...

Fandom has a nasty tendency to absorb the surface appearances of a thing without ever bothering to internalize its underlying message. Huh. I guess it is just like a religion

Science does nothing for man spiritually, and organized religion demands blind faith in illogical liturgy that was never meant to be taken literally!

The Punisher: If there are no consequences to your mistakes...you have no reason...not to make them...

Most of the time when we say 'freedom,' we mean 'do it my way or I'll shoot you.

Do you know why empires fall? Because they can no longer believe their own lies.

Deadpool: These masks, you know, they hide more than faces, Bank. They hide feelings.

So this joke had been told, like so many infinite others, solely for the private amusement of the universe.