Quotes from Steve Brewer

people were often surprised to learn that game wardens were in fact real police officers, commissioned with the power to enforce any state law, not just hunting and fishing regulations.

out the news a little at a time. Grant sighed. "You have something for me?" "You heard about the shootout?" "Excuse me?" "That woman in the red truck who came to see you?

out the news a little at a time. Grant sighed. "You have something for me?" "You heard about the shootout?" "Excuse me?" "That woman in the red truck who came to see you? Gwen Rogers? She and her boyfriend got into a big gunfight at this coffee shop over by UNM." "Jesus, when was this?" "Lunchtime. I heard about it and stopped by there. Lot of cops." "You just walked up to the crime scene?

Hell, most folks aren't even surprised by what you people do nowadays. Guy gets a bee-jay right in the Oval Office and what do we do? Elect his wife to the U.S. Senate, that's what.

You don't whack someone upside the head with a poker unless you mean it.

If the law is on your side, hammer the law. If the facts are on your side, hammer the facts. If neither is on your side, hammer the table.

When arguing with a woman who is strong, intelligent, and forthright, consider using trickery, artifice, and deceit.

The fact is, I am scared to death of women. They are an inscrutable species. I don't understand them. In my opinion, any guy who claims he understands women is either a fool or a liar.

the law says there's no such thing as a false opinion.

Never argue with a man whose tattoos outnumber his teeth.

Tom Waits said, 'The big print giveth, and the small print taketh away.

Have to be a big garage door." As they drove south, the businesses and houses thinned, with only a few buildings