Quotes from Tyne O'Connell

My astrologer predicted a year of successful enterprise and good fortune. So what went wrong? Had there been some ghastly beaureaucratic astral mix up?

The Only place to love a man or fight a man is below the belt

She was to my ego what Rasputin was to morality, whittling away at my self-image with menaces and put downs viewed as compliments until I realised I was too old, too fat, too tall, too dull, too everything to ever find love.

The things you see when you're not carrying a gun

Never take drugs before Marmalade

He was your usual man when it came to romance, which is to say he couldn't recite Baa Baa Black Sheep when sober, whereas when drunk, sixteen cantos of Byron's Don Juan was par for the course.

It's called joining the property market - and it shits on war for stress

The spirit of Mayfair beats in the soul of dandies and dandizettes everywhere.

I truly believe that the boredom of illness is parlous to one's health

Darling, I'm so unutterably bored as to be a hazard

All food is just a vehicle for transporting butter to my mouth

I had entered a world that no one with an evolved sense of joie de vivre would touch with a barge pole - it's called "Joining the Property Market" and it trumps war for stress!