Quotes from Brian Kiley

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences.

I tried to make money as a kid. I had a lemonade stand for about six weeks. I made no money. I had to burn it down and collect insurance.

Some guy broke into our house last week. He didn't even take the TV. He just took the remote control. Now he drives by and changes channels on us.

We gave our kids old-fashioned names. Our little boy is Hunter, and our little girl is Gatherer.

My wife is about to have our second child, and we're very happy because we were told we couldn't have kids. By our landlord.

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences.