Quotes from Terry Prachett

Whut's the plan, Rob? said one of them. OK lads, this is what we'll do. As soon as we see somethin', we'll attack it. Right? The best plans are the simplest ones ...

An' things ha' come to a pretty pass, ye ken, if people are going to leave stuff like that aroound where innocent people could accidentally smash the door doon and lever the bars aside and take the big chain off'f the cupboard and pick the lock and drink it!

The only appropriate state of mind is surprise. The only appropriate state of heart is joy.

death looked up angirly, and found himself staring into eyes that were black as the inside of a cat and full of distant stars that had no counterpart among the familiar constellations of the realtime universe.

I didn't go to university. Didn't even finish A-levels. But I have sympathy for those who did.

Never trust any complicated cocktail that remainds perfectly clear until the last ingredient goes in, and then immediately clouds.