Quotes from Brian Yansky

It takes less time for them to conquer the world than it takes for me to brush my teeth. That's pretty disappointing." Jesse from ALIEN INVASION & OTHER INCONVENIENCES.

I'm pretty sure heroes don't whine. They quietly endure cold, fireless nights. Further proof I'm no hero.

It takes less time for them to conquer the world than it takes for me to brush my teeth. That's pretty disappointing.

It's so quiet. More than anything, the silence makes me feel what I've lost. The Earth is no longer ours.

Dude, I've known people who pretend to be crazy, but you, my friend, are the real deal.

When a bad thing happens, a terrible thing, you feel it all the time, but you don't have a choice after a while. You go on anyway. I never would have understood that before. It's something I would have been happy to live my whole life without understanding.

Survival is important, but even so, I'm still thinking about that almost-kiss as I head off to my room.

I've got to convince my friends that I'm right. Of course I'm aware of one little problem. If I'm wrong, we all die.

Funny how a big, horrible worry doesn't wipe out all the little worries. They're like bugs. They survive no matter what.

I can feel the fear coming out of me like sweat.

the illusion of safety I didn't even know I was feeling – the safety of being in a group, the safety of numbers – disappears.

The alien and I sense each other – mentally. He's surprised that I can sense him, and I'm surprised, too, It's like the volume of my telepatchi power has been turned up.

Maybe I just need to try harder to understand the way she sees things.

I feel one thing. I'm tired of running. I want to fight. No matter what, I want to fight.