Quotes from Hester Browne

the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth were three entirely separate levels of information

Amanda sat him next to ME at dinner because she said I could talk to anyone.' 'Well you can.' Jo looked wounded. 'That's not somthing you should PUNISH your friends for

Never actually having owned a dog myself, I wasn't sure what the correct procedure was. Did I offer to pay for the morning-after pill, or something? Should I insist that Braveheart marry her?

The dazzled girl's eyelashes were fluttering so hard she could only have seen Nicky in stop-go animation.

don't expect Nicky to provide some kind of happily ever after for you. Because it's not up to him, it's up to you.

I followed him as closely as a three-legged racer toward the bar.

I have been a live girlfriend to twenty one bachelors and a vengeful ex- girlfriend to another three men keen to return to bachelorhood.