Quotes from Steven Kaplan

The biggest myth about comedy is that it's magical, unknowable, unteachable. Those who subscribe to that myth believe that the world is divided into two parts: those who are funny, and those who ain't. And if you ain't, well, sorry Charley, that's all she wrote. I have a simple response to that: Bull.

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time.' So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.