Quotes from Burl Barer

You can buy Talking Barbie anywhere, but you can't even special order Listening Ken.

You can buy a Talking Barbie anywhere, but you can't even special order Listening Ken.

It all comes out in the wash. It's just the spin cycle that makes you crazy

Well, if you don't like the idea of one world, how many worlds do you want, and how would you like them divided? By race? By religion? By income? Unless you have a spare planet in your pocket, one world is all we have.

Phil didn't know he was dead until he read it in the paper. All things considered, he took it rather well.

To appreciate a rose, you do not sniff the soil from which it grew; to understand a rose, you must know the soil that nourished it and gave it life.

Killing me loudly with your gun is not a good idea by any standard.

With all the head and pubic hair we collected," stated Grimes flatly, "we could have knitted a sweater.