Quotes from Miss Piggy

When you are in love with someone you want to be near him all the time, except when you are out buying things and charging them to him.

Never eat more than you can lift.

Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.

Never eat more than you can lift.

After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual "food" out of eating an artichoke as you would from licking 30 or 40 postage stamps.

Only time can heal your broken heart. Just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs.