Quotes from Kilburn Hall

A restraining order is just a piece of paper but a swift kick in the nuts is planned parenthood.

A well paid garbage man smells of success.

Enemies of the all powerful God, guess what folks? The universe doesn't know or care. If you appreciate the miracle of creation is randomness and that's what makes creation a miracle-congratulations. You've made it into the God club.

Myth and mysticism have been replaced in the world by social media."

President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he's confusing the word "ruining" the country with "running" the country.

Reality 101 is the hardest course your college kid will ever take.

Reality TV has in fact absolutely nothing to do with reality.

Shit happens! Doesn't mean you have to step in it. But if you do, I would buy a new pair of shoes.

The electronic revolution is like the social event of the season. Everybody has received an invitation. Those who choose not to attend will be left out in the cold listening to everyone else talk about what a marvelous time they had.