Quotes from Kilgore Trout

The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.

Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.

It had twenty-dollar bills for leaves. Its flowers were government bonds. Its fruit was diamonds. It attracted human beings who killed each other around the roots and made very good fertilizer.

It's a full life, and a merry one.

Of course it happened. If I wrote something that hadn't really happened, and I tried to sell it, I could go to jail. That's fraud.