Quotes from Kinley MacGregor

Don't you dare. (Callie) Dare what? (Sin) Turn those serious eyes on me, Sin…or else I'll bash you with my pillow again. (Callie)

It's amazing how much power a simple false phrase repeated can have.

I'm not moping. (Ewan) Oh, forgive me. See, where I come from an upside-down smile means you're frowning, and if you're frowning while withdrawn from everyone and everything, it means you're moping. I guess here in your cave, the world is backward and a frown means you're happy. (Nora)

So now you be facing me for ideas, eh? What makes you think a simple, brainless woman like myself would have any idea on how to accomplish men's work? Why, I feel faint just trying to think any thought at all. (Cat)

You touch her again, and so help me I'll rip your arm off and beat you with it. (Ewan)

Well, if ifs and nuts were candy and nuts, then we'd all have a Merry Christmas. (Serenity)

He is the devil! (Hugh) Spawned of hell and suckled on the teat of a demon. I make no claims to anything else. (Draven)

She glanced up from his lips to those dark eyes that smoldered with his fire. She remembered now what they had looked like as she'd seen him before Morgen had entered his world. "Your eyes used to be blue." "That was a long time ago." -Seren to Kerrigan

Go to the devil, Captain Drake. (Serenity) That's not very ladylike! (Morgan) Then try this one. Go to hell, and…and rot! (Serenity)

And are you suspicious of me? (Maggie) Woman, I'm suspicious of anyone who acts altruistically. I've only known a handful of people in my entire life who were actually kind. The vast majority of people only help others when they know it'll benefit them in some manner. (Sin)

But my father's is closest. (Emily) A wounded hawk doesn't bed down in a fox's den. (Draven)

I've had worse. (Draven) Such as? (Simon) The day my heart was ripped out of me. I assure you the king's executioner could never equal the pain I felt the day I saw our mother die. (Draven)

Especially given the severity of some of her curses. God help him if any of them ever came true. Why, he'd be a two-headed, three-toed, monkey-nosed, blind son of a cesspit-licking lackey if she had her way. (Braden)

Marriage. 'Tis an unholy union between two people, and for what purpose? To make them both miserable. (Stryder) I don't believe is has to be that way. Imagine a marriage where the man and woman respect each other. Where they are partners and allies. (Rowena) You are sober and speak more foolishness than I do while drunk. (Stryder)

I will tell no one what I know of the two of you. But I would ask one small price for my silence. (Damien) And that is? (Rowena) If you still believe in God, then say a prayer for me. He turned a deaf ear to my pleas long ago. (Damien)

Well, they certainly didn't teach you any manners. (Lorelei) I'm a pirate. What, would you have me spout poetry? (Jack)

Mmm. Let me guess. I like to drink the blood of innocents, feast on the entrails of knights and eat the hearts of small children everywhere. (Sin) Aye, that was much the consensus. (Callie) Well, I hope you didn't go to such trouble to feed me. I fear 'tis off season for good blood, and knights can be rather testy when you disembowel them. (Sin)

Damn you for killing my son. I wish you had died in the womb. Better I should have killed myself than ever given birth to a monster such as you. (Sin's Mother) Thank you, Mother. As always, I will cherish your well wishes. (Sin)

Ewan had shown her ways for a man to take a woman that she wouldn't have thought possible. But never once had he hurt her. Nay, her bear was ever tender.

I want you to notice that right now, this instant, we are having a conversation. It's really not hard, now, is it? Think you we can carry this on for the rest of the day? (Callie)

She reached up to place her fingertips to his lips as she stared up at him with a warm, tender expression. "I wish you had come home to me so that I could have helped you." He pulled the cloth away from her face and stared at her for a hard second. "Had I known what was waiting for me, my lady, I would have." -Christian and Adara

Whatever did they feed you to make you grow so large? (Nora) A great deal of breast milk. (Ewan) You take great delight in shocking people, don't you? (Nora)

You, sir, have the manners of a stump. (Nora) Since I'm as tall as a tree, that would be rather fitting, don't you think? (Ewan)

Was that a smile? (Nora) Was what a smile? (Ewan) That strange curvature of your lips. You know, the one where the corners are actually going up instead of down. (Nora)