Quotes from Carrie Latet

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital.

May I never wake up from the American dream.

Pretty is the queen that rules our land, o'er hard-working peasants known by Substance.

Living in this modern toxic world, we are all slowly being poisoned to death.

Age is like the newest version of a software — it has a bunch of great new features but you lost all the cool features the original version had.

To be "on edge," you are literally not centered — not being in your spiritual center.

Winning is overrated, because winning and losing are both your acceptance of being rated.

I eat so poorly during the stressful part of my day I need to have a vegetable orgy for dinner just to make up for it.

Handwriting is autobiography.

If you can look at a dog and not feel vicarious excitement and affection, you must be a cat.

My mom is literally a part of me. You can't say that about many people except relatives, and organ donors.

My meaningless office job: they pay me for my body and mind, but my heart gets no paycheck and my soul pays the taxes.

Sometimes I suffer from indigestion of the mind.

Come voyeur my poems Feel free, I feel free.

You must admit you have self-control before you can use it.

My excess fat scares me — it's a ticking time bomb to my body.

Pregnancy is a disease from which you recover in 18 years and 9 months.

Just because you're not uptight doesn't mean you're irresponsible. And vice versa. When will those Conservatives ever learn?

You must admit you have self-control before you can use it.

Age attacks when we least expect it.