Quotes from Internet meme, c. 2014

The definition of insanity is conservatives voting Republican over and over again and expecting different results.

I love sleep because it's like a time machine to breakfast.

I'm silently judging your font choice.

Eat glitter for breakfast and shine all day.

I don't always go out for Mexican, but when I do I spoil my appetite with free tortilla chips.

I don't always eat chips and salsa but when I do, I do it until I hate myself.

Unicorns are just horny ponies.