Quotes from Internet meme, April 2020

2020 is a unique leap year. There are 29 days in February, 300 days in March, and 5 years in April.

I feel like I'm 16 again — gas is cheap and I'm grounded.

A gathering of covidiots is known as a covfefe.

The World Health Organization announced that dogs cannot contract COVID-19. Canines previously held in quarantine may now be released. To summarize: WHO let the dogs out.