Quotes from J D Robb

Winning can be addictive

One never kids about monkey sex with chocolate sauce.

What are those purple things?" "Carrots." "Carrots are orange." "And purple." He didn't mention the turnips and cauliflower in the mix. He knew his quarry. "Why would somebody dye a harmless carrot purple?" "They're not dyed, they're natural. Have some more wine," he said, topping off her glass, "and try them out.

Mostly I'd like to be taller. If I could be a couple inches taller, just have them stretch me out, my ass would be smaller. Peabody from Secrets in Death