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Quotes from Tags: hockey

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
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Silence is true wisdom's reply.
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Never try to destroy someone else's life with a lie when yours can be destroyed with the truth.
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During sex it's perfectly fine to say "YEAH", "YES", and "OH YES", but how awkward would it be if someone kept screaming "YEP"?
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Sincerity is not to say everything you think but to mean everything you say.
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Tact carries a bunch of curiously-fashioned keys, that open all kinds of doors.
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All you need is love. And a tiara. And maybe a cookie.
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Make your passion your paycheck.
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To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
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Those who wish to sing, always find a song.
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Online shopping: because it's frowned upon to be in a store with no bra, sweatpants and a glass of wine.
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The wages of sin are unreported.
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A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves a thousand moments of regret.
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The people who succeed the most are the people who have failed the most, because they are people who have tried the most.
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Girls want attention. Women want respect.
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