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Morning sex: proven to be more effective than coffee.

If life gives you lemons, a simple operation can give you melons.

If hindsight of some women was as good as their foresight, they wouldn't be wearing slacks.

Don't lend money to friends -- it causes amnesia.

Anyone who takes the time to be kind is beautiful.

Reputation is made in a moment. Character is built in a lifetime.

It's a slow process, but quitting won't speed it up.

Grandmas never run out of hugs or cookies.

Don't worry about people who don't worry about you.

Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life.

Pile up enough tomorrows and you'll end up with nothing but a bunch of empty yesterdays.

People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.

INSOMNIA = 1:51 A.M. + ETERNITY + 1:52 A.M. + ETERNITY + 1:53 A.M. + ETERNITY

I like rumors. I find out so much about me that I didn't even know!

Have patience. Everything is difficult before it is easy.

Good girls go to Heaven. Bad girls go to Vegas.

Everyone is a reader.... Some just haven't found their book yet.