Quotes from Dan Bennett

A bachelor is a man who has to know how to remove a coffee stain from a catsup stain from a silk tie.

There's nothing wrong with the younger generation that becoming taxpayers won't cure.

Real charity doesn't care if it's tax-deductible or not.

One of the healthiest ways to gamble is with a spade and a package of garden seeds.

Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.

Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet.

Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one thatll get you home earlier.