Quotes from Morrie Ryskind

Ever since I've met you, I've swept you off my feet.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

I've decided I don't want to play any more games treating human beings as objects. It's kind of sordid when you think about it, when you think it over.

Oh, you have a kitchen! I'm gonna like this place very much.

My ancestors came over on the boat. Oh, not the Mayflower, but the boat after that. What did your ancestors come over on, Godfrey?

Oh! Money, money, money! The Frankenstein monster that destroys souls!