Quotes from Neil Gaiman Terry Pratchett

You couldn't get a decent drink in either of them, for a start. And the boredom you got in Heaven was almost as bad as the excitement you got in Hell.

His parents called him Youngster. They did this in the subconcious hope that he might take the hint. Wensleydale gave the impression of having been born with a mental age of 47.

Never f*!k with the ineffable.

A skeleton, even a walking one, is at least human; Death of a sort lurks inside every living creature.

Mr. Young hadn't had to quiet a screaming baby for years. H'ed never been much good at it to start with. He'd always respected Sir Winston Churchill, and patting small versions of him on the bottom had always seemed ungracious.

One of the nice things about time, Crowley always said, was that it was steadily taking him further away from the fourteenth century.

I don't see why it matters what is written. Not when it's about people. It can always be crossed out.

Para comprender el estado de la humanidad puede que baste con saber que la mayoría de los grandes triunfos y grandes catástrofes de la historia no se deben a que las personas son buenas en esencia o malas en esencia, sino a que las personas son en esencia personas.