Quotes from Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett

Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide.

Heaven has no taste. Now- And not one single sushi restaurant. A look of pain crossed the angel's suddenly very serious face.

And just when you'd think [humans] were more malignant than ever Hell could be, they occasionally showed more grace than Heaven ever dreamed of.

If you stopped tellin' people it's all sorted out after they're dead, they might try sorting it all out while they're alive.

It is possibly worth mentioning at this point that Mr. Young thought that paparazzi was a kind of Italian linoleum.