Quotes from lagerfeld karl iii

Fantasy is often better than reality. It's much more inspiring not to go to places than to go.

If I was a woman in Russia I would be a lesbian, as the men are very ugly.

I like newspapers. Maybe the iPad is very modern and everything, and I'm not against it, but I like the physical contact. And the physical contact of metal and glass is not as sensuous as paper.

I am a completely different person when I am working on different collections.

I am very boring, but it has allowed me to survive better than other people. If you don't drink, you don't smoke, and you don't do drugs, and you're not missing it and never even wanted it, and you sleep for seven hours. I tell you, life is quite pleasant.

People are very nice to me, even though I'm known for saying rude things.

I hated the company of other children. I wanted to be a grownup person, to be taken seriously. I hated the idea of childhood; I thought it was a moment of endless stupidity.

I sketch in a way that people can nearly do the dresses without me coming in for a fitting. Every single detail, every proportion, every cut -- everything.

I don't like sleeping with people I really love. I don't want to sleep with them because sex cannot last, but affection can last forever.