Quotes from Mark Twain, 1898

Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, & those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied with drink.

If what are miscalled the lower animals were as silly as man is, they would all perish from the earth in a year.

Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing the matter with this, except that it ain't so.

There are no grades of vanity, there are only grades of ability in concealing it.