Quotes from Author unknown, c.1900

St. Patrick was a gentleman Who, through strategy and stealth, Drove all the snakes from Ireland; Here's a bumper to his health. But not too many bumpers, Lest we lose ourselves, and then— Forget the good St. Patrick And see the snakes again.

Smile awhile, And while you smile, Another smiles, And soon there's miles And miles of smiles, And life's worth while Because you smile.