Quotes from Internet meme, c. 2012

Life's too short to say no to cake.

I'm like a candy cane — sweet and twisted.

She who leaves a trail of glitter is never forgotten.

I put hot sauce on my hot sauce.

You can have my Oxford comma when you pry it from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

You know you're a language nerd when you have a strong opinion about serial commas.

Save the bees, the trees, and the Oxford comma.

Women don't fart — it's just glittery puffs of unicorn giggles.