Quotes from Internet meme, c. 2013

Be a cupcake in a world of muffins.

November means 50% off Halloween candy!

I'll have a triple sparkle macchiato with extra glitter.

Hot fudge is gravy for ice cream.

I love Pinterest. It's electronic hoarding without the clutter.

Being a person is getting too complicated. Time to be a unicorn.

I'm protesting adulthood— in my blanket fort, coloring.