Quotes from @AnonymousVoyeur, tweet, 2010

You are my favorite excuse to whip cream.

As much as I love my [d!@k] the universe does not dance to its whim. How is this hard for some guys to understand?

Lust will curdle like milk if you don't keep using it up.

Here's a fun word… mollycoddle. Mollycoddle. Sounds like a Victorian sex act to me.