Quotes from S.A. Sachs

My ideal weight is moobless.

Two-hundred forty horsepower isn't enough to move me anymore. Enough to move my body, yes, but not my soul.

Hope rises like a phoenix from the ashes of shattered dreams.

I'm not a joke machine. You can't just feed crap in and get funny out.

Merry Christmas v. Happy Holidays... Why be exclusive when you can be inclusive?

Physics is geometric proof on steroids.

An exhibitionist is nothing without a voyeur.

You want to run out in front, prepare to be tripped from behind.