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Quotes from Mark Twain, A Tramp Abroad

You may say a cat uses good grammar. Well, a cat does — but you let a cat get excited once; you let a cat get to pulling fur with another cat on a shed, nights, and you'll hear grammar that will give you the lockjaw. Ignorant people think it's the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it's the sickening grammar they use.
~ Mark Twain, A Tramp Abroad
That's the difference between governments and individuals. Governments don't care, individuals do.
~ Mark Twain, A Tramp Abroad