Quotes from Teresa Monachino

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Noses run. Feet smell.

Why is it that a man with hair on his head has more hair than a man with hairs on his head?

Quite a lot is a large amount but quite a few is also a large amount.

To say someone is a vision is to pay them a great compliment. If you say that they look a sight it is a grave insult.