Quotes from There's Something About Mary

Mary I want a guy who can play 36 holes of golf, and still have enough energy to take Warren and me to a baseball game, and eat sausages, and beer, not lite beer, but beer. That's my ad, print it up.

Pat Healy Really, it's only a side thing for my true passion. Mary And what's that Pat Healy I work with retards. Mary Isn't that a little politically incorrect Pat Healy Yeah, maybe, but hell, no one's gonna tell me who I can and can't work with.

Pat Healy Those goofy bastards are about the best thing I've got going.

Ted What about Brett Fav... ruh

Warren Franks and Beans Franks and Beans