Quotes from Larry Duplechan

Ever notice how the words I'm sorry always seem the lamest when you want them to mean the most?

I hope,' he would say, 'I will not disappoint him too badly for becoming … the things I have become.

I figure, if you're going to be depressed anyway, you might as well listen to Joni Mitchell.

That's one thing I really hate about smokers: the world is their ashtray.

I wasn't sure if I liked him or not, but he sure had me interested in finding out.

As far as I can see, nobody's got The Truth, The Answer, or The God.

I'd never even considered my nipples before, but I made a quick mental note to consider them later.

I wasn't sure if, upon laying eyes on me, they wouldn't know (by parent telepathy or something) that, far from behaving as a Christian young man should, I had spent the evening using illegal narcotics and engaging in sodomy.

Because, when you got right down to the real nitty-gritty, I didn't really want to be anything other than what I am.

John and I are gonna move to San Francisco. It's supposed to be gay heaven up there.