Quotes from Lars Walker

You're thinking of the Old Ones of the old times," said Haakon, "before they dwindled. They were dwindling in my day–those who'd not departed altogether. I see they've brought themselves lower still." "From gods to elves, from elves to fairies, from fairies to pixies and goblins and brownies," said Tom. "And in the end to an even lower thing–behavioral scientists.

Get out of here," Tom said to the two Berserkers. "He doesn't understand!" "This is all wrong!" said Ron, pressing his bleeding mouth with his hand. "Everybody knows homophobia was invented by the Christians!" "Then you can have the comfort," said Jorgen with a smile, "of knowing you're not the victim of a hate crime.