Quotes from larson doug

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

An optimist thinks this is the best of all worlds. A pessimist fears the same may be true.

The trouble with the last snowfall of the season is that you can't be sure.

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment.

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings others.

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes.

The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.