Quotes from larson doug ii

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.

Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings.

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage.

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

Fancy Restaurant: one that serves cold soup on purpose.

Democracy is a system that gives people a chance to elect rascals of their own choice.